Wednesday, January 27, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: Exlcusive Greg Oden Sex Tape

Greg "the centaur" Oden is catching lots of heat for his unconventional method of smuggling Haitian refugees into the U.S. While we commend his humanitarian efforts, the researchers at DoubleZero have recently discovered an exclusive Greg Oden sex tape. It is our privilege to grant our readers exclusive access to this tape. Warning: this tape is extremely graphic in content and not recommended for those who are at work or are easily aroused. Whammy.